I could see a NDA about not revealing private info (although with those people, nothing is private) about the family in general, but they can’t prohibit her from talking about her OWN experiences in her personal relationship with Rob. Those aren’t just things she witnessed, they’re things she was personally involved…

Exactly. It’s not about privacy, it’s about making money. And if Chyna violates the NDA, they get to sue her and make money.

Yup, that was my first thought as well.

Tiffany Trump? Is that you?

Uh yeah. I’m a school social worker, so I have to adhere to the NASW Code of Ethics AND my State Department of Ed’s pupil services standards (which includes that I have to behave myself in public). I make $45,000 a year. But the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD and his rich cronies can do whatever the hell they want with no…

My bad. Must have missed the memo (maybe it was on Snapchat?) that once I turned 30, Jezebel became off-limits.  

My teenage white girl self didn’t have the depth or life experience to see it from that perspective- I just thought Dionne was cooler than Cher and wished the movie was more about her. Dionne had more self-confidence, didn’t take crap from her boyfriend, never whined (which Cher did constantly), and had cooler…

That fucker sexually assaulted you and then harassed you for years. I hope his next victim bit off his penis and spit it into a trash compactor.

Yes! What the hell!? These things are more elaborate than a goddamn marriage proposal! But that’s how kids are these days, everything needs to be instagrammable and all “me me me” (you need to read that in a curmudgeon voice for the full effect).

Well, as a frequent Jezebel reader in my late 30's, I love the Clueless reference. Not everyone here is a Millenial, you know.

Sure, but there are tons of other kinds of pie that don’t have fruit. Surely she could find ONE kind that she doesn’t find to be gross!

The only thing I’ve ever seen her in is when she hosted SNL (and that episode was awful), but every single thing I’ve ever read about her makes me dislike her. It just seems like she’s trying waaaay too hard to be quirky/nerdy/unconventional or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

It GROSSES HER OUT!? WTF!? It’s PIE! I mean, I’m more of a pie person than a cake person (we actually had pies at our wedding instead of cake), but I’m not grossed out by cake or anything.*

My question is why the hell are they potty training a 1 year old!? Even a pretty advanced kid isn’t really going to be ready for that until they’re at least 2. My guess is they just got sick of changing diapers and decided to call their laziness “potty training.”

That’s disgusting. When we’re somewhere that doesn’t have a baby changing station in the restroom, we just change her in the car (which, btw is a ginormous pain and makes us less likely to return to a place- seriously, if you’re the kind of business that has games/toys for the kids and are clearly ok with them being…

Uh yeah. I am the parent of a toddler and I despise the term “Mama Bear.” People who call themselves that are people who think the rules don’t apply to them and their kids are usually rotten little assholes (or in this case, buttholes) who have never heard the word “no.”

I feel like Dean is a total dirtbag who does nothing to contribute financially, yet spends tons of money (not on child support, though), and Tori has very low self esteem so even though he cheats on her, is patronizing to her, and cares only about himself, she does whatever he wants and can’t get the courage (or…

Weren’t they renting, though? I thought I remembered hearing something about a landlord suing them or something? So I don’t think they even have any real estate to sell.

Welcome! We live 20 min outside Madison now and lived in Madison for 8 years. I LOVE this area! I agree with the other posters- choose somewhere on the isthmus like Willy St/Marquette, Atwood, Monroe St., etc. I lived in the Tenney Park area and LOVED it. That way you’re close to everything fun, like the bars,…