LOLOLOLOLOL Yeah, if a *naturopath* told you, it’s likely wrong.

My ass is like 95% potato.

Me: Would you call a Native American a Redskin to their face?

Are ... are potatoes a race now? I might be part potato. At least my nose.

It’s not a potato and if it was we wouldn’t be having this conversation. I wish it was a potato because potatoes are good.

His argument was, “if the symbol was a potato would there be any backlash?”

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

Isn’t she also the one they sent to a republican summit or something? I feel like this worker is abused.

They were asked to press “1” for English.

Nothing. Zero things have happened to you. Trump activists were born and raised in an anti-empathy-producing-event bubble.

Cool, is that the guy that spiked the price of the AIDS medication?

Bullshit. Most of the morons who like Trump are long asleep by now. Lorne Michaels is an utter piece of shit for this shameless attempt to gather ratings for his shitshow so he can keep getting a table at Rao’s and to feel like he still matters.

Trump protesters chanting “USA” before the Trump supporters think of it—beautiful. Just....mmmmmuah. Beautiful.

I used to dig Weezer and I’ll still pull out Pinkerton every so often, but the band has NOT aged well and Cuomo has just gotten weirder and weirder. They’ve become this very strange parody of themselves.

“Goddamn, you half-Japanese girls

“I want a girl who will laugh for no one else,” he sings. “When I’m away she puts her makeup on the shelf / When I’m away she never leaves the house / I want a girl who laughs for no one else.”

The most surprising part of this article, to me, was that Weezer’s released 9 albums! When did this happen?

You know; I’ve always been a pretty big weezer fan. The blue album came out while I was in junior high ... and while I didn’t like Pinkerton ... and it’s still one of the few weezer albums I don’t own, I guess I never had equated early weezer with flat out misogyny.

I’m looking forward to your post about how Randy Newman’s hatred of short people has been scandalously glossed over. One of his lyrics even says they have no reason to live and there is clearly only one possible way to interpret that!

Could not finish the article. BREVITY.