Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood Terrorist Identified as White Guy. No One is Surprised.

too bad the title (or the government) does not call this guy what he is: a terrorist.

Once, at the local zoo, the meerkats had a tiny cardboard TARDIS. Nobody went in it when I was there, so I figured eh, eventually one will and someone else’ll put cute pictures of it online. But nobody did! I think the meerkats just ate it instead of going inside. Tragic.

I think it only counts if you are white and thin. If that is you, you could totally rule tumblr.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

“Adorable Furay DEA Daughter”

Always keep an eye out for white preppy girls/women aged 13-23. Worst shoplifters by group by far.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

I hope he gets all of it.

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...

Grew up in Milan, where you see skinny models everywhere. The women in my family are small and pretty. I came out taller and bigger and hungrier. My mom goes to the gym seven days a week twice a day and has been on a diet since 1987, the time I was born at a low weight because she had decided she was too fat and…

I was talking to my mom about possibly breaking up with my long-term boyfriend. I was laying out the pros and cons and how things are stable but not passionate and I think I want more... She cuts me off and says, “Look. You’re pretty enough now, I guess, but you’re no spring chicken. Just lock this one down while you…

12 Years? You can get more than that for selling weed.

ain’t the internet grand.

how embarrassed are sasha and malia rn

The only thing more tired that people actually fulfilling the law is people *constantly* talking about Pinkham’s Law. Give it a fucking break.

On a related note: I know it sounds grim, but folks, put your name down on your driver’s license as a donor. Speaking as the child of someone who got an extra five years of life due to generous strangers, you can’t imagine how treasured and valuable these donations are.

Full body shudder. No.

This is the only thing I think of when a female comedy writer from the 60’s comes up: