How dare you!

I think it’s an unfortunate coincidence for Miranda. But honestly I think she looks really lovely with the pink ends. If anything her stylist is probably a Gwen fan.

Drinking and driving is NOT OKAY. It doesn’t fucking matter if the guy overserved or not, once those guys get in a car and start to drive, they are doing something illegal as fuck and need to be stopped IMMEDIATELY before someone DIES.

I’m sorry, if you get DUI it’s your own damn fault. Yes, people should avoid overserving, but know your own limits (who thinks it’s safe to have 7 margaritas and drive?!) instead of thinking some sub-minimum wage employee also busy serving other people (who has no way of knowing if you’re driving, either- cabs and…

I agree that it should definitely be the responsibility of a server making less than $3 per hour to ensure that two adults don’t do anything ridiculously stupid after drinking too much at a restaurant.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are Halloween connoisseurs. This year, the couple went as Karl Lagerfeld and Choupette, Lagerfeld’s pet cat.

I have gotten more complements whenever I lose weight than for my PhD (from MIT no less) or any of my intellectual or professional accomplishments. It’s fucking depressing.

YAY Costume thread! Thanks to my friend that let me use her baby as a prop.

OH MY GOD. HER 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW MIGHT DISCOVER A PENIS!!!! <insert gif of ship, already sailed>

That's what they said about the pancreas and where are those people now?

Its just a human body part

Spot on. Also, I used to work at a movie theatre in a tiny town that somehow, inexplicably, got Cory Feldman to do an appearance before a midnight showing of The Goonies. He wore sunglasses and white pants covered in rhinestones and now, every time I see his face, all I can think of is his white sparkly pants.

Oh my GOD. I couldn’t figure out what that was supposed to be. It looks like some kind of sun monster.

I hate this so much.

Yoko just made the most sense she’s ever made to me.

Hustler facts: Comcast won't accept a mason jar full of pennies as payment... I just know these things.

When they make a movie about Martha they should really think hard about casting Corey Feldman as the lead.