No. I do not like this relationship between Rih Rih and and Travis because he is a DICK. Story time.

I, and most, knew Jessica Simpson before the show. She was already a famous singer, hence getting the show.

FIFY...

FREE JELANI!!!!!

At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

Alternate title: “Wasps stung my balls and now I have a new fetish.” ? :)

For what it’s worth, as someone who has known Michelle since we were teenagers (small fucking world, right?), I can’t believe she’d ever make something like this up.

I clicked on that Mindy article and this was also in The Guardian:

I toured the Nixon Whitehouse on a school trip. Total Bullshit.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

My childhood was bullshit.

“.....when just rubbing up on someone and making out for hours was enough to satisfy you sexually.”

Handjobs/fingering are also incredibly safe, work for any gender combination, and as a bonus typically involve less chafing/rug burns.

This Is what she really wanted to say.

I believe it is spelled nollege...

And BENGHAZI, if you think about it.

Ugh dot com backslash ugh backslash wut

Read your post, then got a chill down my spine thinking about someone writing a think piece about how the muppets perpetuate and encourage violence, citing Ms. Piggy as a classic abuser.

M I S A N D R I S T