That was the best “car” commercial I’ve ever seen, and i’ve seen a shit ton of them.

Damn, he really murdered that car.

Hey remember when he intentionally hit that guy and killed him?

You just took it too far. Please immediately stop this irresponsible behavior.

I don’t really mind that this skit isn’t all that clever because I can appreciate how utterly absurd it is.

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

Minnesotan here:

My friend Clay learned from that day on never to use a breaker bar to tighten a bolt, because it doesn’t take much force to break something when you’re yanking on a two-foot pipe.

The next “Florida Man...” headline writing itself before our very eyes.

“when I was 3" “2004 ish Ford Explorer”

“people are actively trying to destabilize us”

Some Russians: [post facebook ads that blur into the background of a campaign season marked by memes and rhetoric flying everywhere]

As exciting as this has been (so far, who knows if it can get ramped up even further from here), it somehow feels a little cheaper than it should. Maybe it’s just me being cynical, but the problem with the balls seems to discredit some of the amazingness of this series. *waits for someone to reply with the gif of Abe…

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

This could be an unpopular opinion but could we just obey the speed limits?

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING BLINDING ASS HIGH BEAMS.

Too many of the people complaining that everyone should “get out of their way” are in situations where the right lane is going 5mph over, the left lane is going 10mph over, and they think they have some Satan-given right to go 15-20mph over the speed limit.

On the other hand, people don’t have a right to drive ONE mph over the speed limit. Not one. The left-hand lane is not the “laws don’t apply to me” lane, and people need to remember that too. If you are a criminal reckless driver, that’s not the responsiblility or problem of the law-abiding safe drivers around you.