The John Hughes coming-of-age classic that never was.

Wow, I hadn't heard that about Donald and Donald Jr.

You should learn to read.

Heres a only slightly less creepy story from my high school:

I was only on the site to to figure out how to stay away from the site. 

Right......“concerned” parent is also good....I think “concerned” = “pantless”.

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

“learned of the videos”

Are there going to be any good QBs left in the league?

Watching the o-lineman forced to act like a human stretcher when Mahomes couldn’t get up was a strange experience. He seemed to take it alright. 

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

Meanwhile this wet taint just sold the Kurds down the river as well as any prospect of knocking ISIS out (for now, anyway) just because he got out-maneuvered like an old lady in a mobility scooter with a dying battery by Erdogan. The Kurds are expendable, he later claimed, because they didn’t help us in World War II.

O…

Look at the bright side: Those cacti can now be shoved directly up Trump’s ass after his impeachment trial.

Simple! Start eating the babies!!!!!!

Call the cops on your Fox News-brainwashed relatives and try to get their guns taken away next time they start ranting about shooting immigrants on sight. 

De-escalate violent rhetoric. Emphasize shared values with people who disagree with you.  

When you shoot your gun, do you miss as badly as you are missing the point right now?

As soon as the hot water and internet goes out everyone will immediately abandoned their desire for glorious violent upheaval.

“Something, something...tree of liberty...yada yada yads...the blood of patriots...” said by a man who never directly fought in any war.