On all other flights we sit upright, but on this flight we recline.

So...how many games did she miss? 

As the hurricane on its ACTUAL path batters the eastern seaboard, here we have our fucking bozo of a POTUS spending the entire video discussing last week’s inaccurate forecast; a forecast mind you that was old and inaccurate EVEN AT THE TIME OF HIS STUPID FUCKING ALABAMA TWEET.

That actor has clearly never held a football with one hand before.

warm wishes to all!

Beto or Castro for texas senate seat

how about he drops out and runs for that dirtbag geezer’s senate seat in texas

How has this not happened yet? Not necessarily physical violence, cause you’d go straight to jail for a long time, but maybe just someone grabbing the mic and telling him to go fuck himself?

Can we for once not fucking eat our own here? Your article paints the picture of a candidate running a smart campaign tailored to her would be constituents, that will actually give her a fighting chance at unseating McTurtle. 

Candyland. Its definitely Ivanka candyland

I’d gladly let one monster go free (but still be fully exposed and shunned from society) in order to catch multiple other monsters, with one being the biggest monster of them all.

I’d like to think so, but there’s a big faction of cutting-off-your-nose-to-spite-your-face (i.e. owning the libs) crowd that just don’t care if he lies or not.

Member when people said the whole “abolish ICE” thing was an overreaction? We’ll this is fucking why.

*Kankles

He ate it.

They won’t let anyone into these camps to see what’s going on, even congressmen/women. Record keeping is piss poor or non existent. There have been ~30 deaths reported, but we all know this administration’s track record on grossly under reporting deaths (see Puerto Rico). Sadly, I don’t think we’ve even scratched the…

Just don’t look, just don’t look

EXTREMELY credible sexual assault allegations straight from the victim’s mouth to the entire world on live TV. Can’t entirely blame Schumer for thinking kavanaugh was sunk. He fucking should have been...and pre-trump he would have been. Fuck this timeline.

President Trump even “liked” a tweet that highlighted the president’s lies

Look how fucking awestruck that crowd is when they hear someone from outside their far-right fact free bubble speak. Just having someone speak in dementia free complete coherent sentences has got to be refreshing, whether they’d like to admit it or not.