Well, yes. Only a good guy with a knife can stop a bad guy with a knife. Knife fights!

“Black knives matter.”

“Those knives don’t stab on their own.  It’s a person that stabs!”

Assault knives.

Maybe we could stop mass shootings by running Bible Drives instead of Voting Drives. Voting drives send the message that people have a right to choose their own leaders, which inevitably leads them to want to vote God out and replace him (sorry not sorry feminists) with gay marriage. Good old fashioned bible drives…

“....’knife crime,’ which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets.”

“Good Job, Knife Nuts.”

That’s because the cities are overrun with DEMOCRAT PARTIES. DEMOCRATS love to destroy our cities with their non-GMO soy minorities and their “voting drives.”

Kahn should focus on.... ....”knife crime,” which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets. He is a terrible mayor who should stay out of our business!

“It wasn’t like a, ‘you must,’” Short insisted. “It wasn’t like, ‘you have to.’”

lol

Miss Ingraham, I served with Stannis Baratheon, I knew Stannis Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon was a friend of mine.

something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

I got my $ on gravity. 

Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this scenario?  

This idiot is pushing China to the point where they might dump U.S. Treasury bonds. If they start dumping them, you’ll see people jumping off roofs on Wall Street.

Using his logic, Target has stolen tens of thousands of dollars from me over the year. They have NEVER bought anything from me! There’s yuge trade deficit with Target! Now, I’ve put on a 25% tariff from everything I buy from Target. That’ll show me!

HE HATE TEAMS

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports.