Imagine killing nine and wounding twenty six and it’s only the second worst mass shooting in 24 hours. It’s like when Groucho Marx died the same day as Elvis.

I need to hear nirvana puns like I need a hole in the head. 

Where were all the good guys with guns?  I thought everyone in Texas was packing heat

But instead of being Nirvana TX is much more like Courtney Love.

Don’t worry, everybody! The governor of Texas is on top of things and has arrested...the gal who licked the bucket of ice cream.

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If you had a disease that killed over 33,000 people a year, the government would take active measures to address that.

Curious to see how the white man with the white supremacy manifesto killing people is used to make Ilhan Omar look racist. 

I expect the worst but I’m still disappointed.

“Some people do. Some people are saying I saved a lot of lives that day. But I’m not going to let them call me a hero. The real heroes are the people who swept the dust out of Trump Tower. That stuff was everywhere. I wish I could have given them a raise, but...then what? Everyone would want a raise.”

Trump jokes with the first responders and their families that the stage may not hold all of them but that if it collapses they “are not falling very far”

Jesus christ, everything just has to be about him. He can’t step out of the spotlight for one nanosecond. Throwing him in jail wouldn’t be punishment enough. His assets should be seized, his name stripped from every building and property it’s on, his Twitter account permanently shut down, and he should be forgotten.…

He always says the worst possible thing, always.

Like you I keep thinking we’ve hit bottom and then in Trump’s next breath, he manages to smash through that floor to create a new sub-basement.

Anyone with a shred of human decency in New York was profoundly affected by the Saudi attacks on 9/11. This is even more so for those of us that knew people who were killed that day or succumbed to later illness.

I don’t know how I have any room left in my soul for shock and loathing for this “man”, and yet every. damn. day. he flips a switch that somehow, my naivety accepts as a new low for him. I really feel like my brain is broken, because I keep trying to accept that old chestnut of “He can’t possibly be worse than this”. 

Poorly thought out, possibly illegal, unclear how it’s executed, and no statement on who pays? If there’s some grift in there (and being a trump deal, there probably is), it’s Trump bingo.

At least if they move on this, even if there’s no hope of getting it past the senate... everything will be on the record that the work was done. Its not like the senate is going to pass anything else of theirs and Pelosi is so desperate to be seen as doing “something” she’ll pass the senate versions of bills which…

Joule thief!

“I refuse to eat unless this meal is cooked, served, cut into bits, and fed into my mouth by a butler in my bed.”