They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Boo-olton!”

Jesus, the facial expressions, the posture, the hilarious fucking tailoring... this would be bad satire. I know I’ve said this before but I just still can’t believe this is the real life we’re stuck with. This would be laughably bad for a made-for-cable movie. 

Trump really can’t wear clothes properly.

His resting face always looks like he wandered into a public library without his pants on looking to order a fried chicken sandwich.

He’s a 45 who thinks he’s a 32.

Wow...just...wow. For all those needing an eyeball cleanser, I present you with this:

He also has the most awkward body language I’ve even seen on an adult person. He seems to be incapable of holding his body or arranging his face in a way that does not seemed forced, awkward and cringe-worthy. 

Melania looks like she’s trying to be a drag queen and failing hard at it.

He’s wearing heels... next to the Queen, who is 5'4". Talk about a fra

I don’t have anything groundbreaking to add here, just wanted to say that I went to high school with James (Jamie Holzhauer, as he was known back then) and his brother Ian at Naperville North in the late 90s/early 2000s, and they were both super nice guys that treated everyone the same regardless of clique/social…

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

He didn’t have enough to pass Emma, so he was betting to make sure the 3rd place guy couldn’t pass him in case Emma bet big and answered incorrectly. It was his only play. 

For the first time ever, the best dehydrated curry was not from Vermont (Ok, Japan).

Love it.

until such time as illegal migrants coming through Mexico, and into our Country, STOP.

I absolutely love that fact. His own reasoning is so ass backwards it is just insane. Their reason for the tariffs isn’t our own southern border, but the migrants getting into Mexico in the first place. So basically he is claiming a national emergency because of a situation at a border of Mexico that doesn’t touch the…

It’s insanely disturbing and also a bafflement that everyone, even the actual media, seems to have forgotten that unilaterally imposing tariffs without approval from Congress is an emergency act. The law is, it’s supposed to be an an actual emergency, and one in which the president doesn’t even have time to consult…

It’s important to note that beyond the tariff costing US consumers, it is in response to Central American migrants. Mexico has been working closely with the US at its own southern border to address that situation to the time of billions of dollars. Stephen Miller, aka Iago, is too evil/ignorant to admit that the whole…

Far be it from me to talk back to the “adult in the room” and the “grown up” but do you really believe the stuff you’re saying because you have been rendered clueless by privilege or is this just concern-trolling? Feels like the latter but in the event that your comments are sincere (while at the same time managing…