I still maintain the worst thing this Presidency has done is push forward the idea of shouting down facts if they don’t match your own reality.

See! As Quantum Jimmies has clearly stated, the President has been exonerated!

Mueller could have come out and said, “Donald Trump committed a crime,” and then played a video of Donald Trump committing that crime, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders would have a released a statement along the lines of, “As Robert Mueller stated and proved with video evidence Donald Trump did not commit a crime.”…

Nothing at all, folks:

This is so accurate it actually was painful to read.

House Democrats are currently devising a plan to create a strategy to discuss the notion of considering the possibility of holding a meeting to whiteboard ideas for creating a task force to determine the viability of further exploring the possibility of maybe subpoenaing Mueller.

He could have very clearly stated today “ I was not given the option to indict the president due to justice department policy, I believe the report has enough evidence to begin impeachment proceedings” but he fucking didn’t, he was mealy mouthed about what his report was, then skirted off without taking questions. 

Whatever it is, I got “over”.

“If we had had confidence that the president had clearly not committed a crime we would have said so,” Mueller said.

Until and unless someone’s arm literally detaches during the throw, 50 Cent’s first pitch to Mars via the Queensboro Bridge will forever be the worst.

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Never forget that Trump and Andrew Johnson are two of our most recent Presidents without pets. They’re also our worst.

The responses to the apology tweet are fucking awful. “HURRR DUUURRRRR IT WAS CORRECT WHY APOLOGIZE”. Reinforces my happiness at not being on Twitter.

I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs.  Also, I don’t trust people that dogs don’t like.

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Agreed. Being a very good boy is a state of being that transcends the surly bonds of gender, as well as the shallow confines of English pronouns and naming conventions.

Despite the fact that she is *technically* a girl, she is, indisputably, a very good boy.

...Wait, is that what Rob Zombie was talking about?

Not a real dog.

I respectfully disagree. All dogs are awesome because they are not people.