Jacinda Ardern has also officially called it terrorism:

How much did THAT cost? Man, kids are expensive.

Talk about burying the lede: Joe Montana goes by “Joseph” on Twitter? lol

The difference between New Zealand and the U.S.:

It was so obvious that Montana’s sons weren’t real football players.

I just assumed he was eating someone’s family.

Thom Tillis winner of the Jeff Flake Spineless in the Face of Mild Pressure award aka the Flakey.

The least believable part of this is that Trump was having a family dinner. I doubt even Baron shares many hamberders with his dad. 

Someone needs to go to jail for the way that video is edited.

That moment still lives with me. And of course, it fell to the wayside, like EVERY OTHER OFFENSIVE FUCKING ACT that motherfucker performed during his campaign. And then the bullshit he tried to push about how he was just mocking his movements, not the fact that he was actually disabled.

The timeline where every fucking presidential candidate spends two months pretending that they’re deciding whether or not to run while reaping huge amounts of free publicity is unquestionably the worst.

I’m still waiting for the reaction from Fox News about the cuts to Medicare that Trump proposed in his budget. That might actually peel some of these on-the-fence MAGA-heads away from their Fox News coma. Man, if i was in the War Room for the DNC, would I have fun with this one:

Best thing so far this week! Must steal! and in return....

No president is perfect, but there really is no comparing Trump and Obama.

Bonus points for the Jason X reference.

Yeah, I realize it’s hard when speaking extemporaneously, but the “fake news” meme really needs to be stuffed into a sleeping bag and beaten to death by Jason Voorhees. Trump uses the term for news he doesn’t like, which is bad, because small-d democracy is impossible if there isn’t a capital-T Truth that can be…

Let this be a lesson to you: Never use MS-Paint while smoking meth.

This, right here, is fucking gold.

Also:

Everyone knows that Hawaii is part of Kenya.