Dude, Breaking Bad would have been so much better if Skylar would have not been such a BITCH and just help Walt be a fucking BOSS.

Definitely a crowd whose takeaway from The Sopranos is that Tony is a badass

It’s the D.E.N.N.I.S. System weaponized online.

Dave Portnoy is the real life equivalent of Dennis Reynolds.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I want to talk more about this general counsel who thinks it’s a good idea to begin an email with “We are anxious to settle this matter.”

Well, he really means “there’s not nearly as much oversight into the grift.” Dumb fuck got caught on the cheap theft dining set tip, he’s not intelligent enough for the big-bucks DC grift scene. Ghost writing fabricated memoirs that play up racist stereotypes is much more his speed.

Fucker’s immortal. All those fast-food preservatives, artificial sweeteners, charcoal-briquette steaks, and eclipse-staring sessions have combined into an elixir of eternal life. He’s some kind of lich, now. The only way to be rid of him is to find and destroy the KFC bargain bucket he uses as a phylactery.

It’s impressive how Trump’s personality and incompetence filter into everything his administration does. Whether it’s healthcare, immigration, foreign policy, you name it: it will have that hands on touch of petty failure that only Trump can provide.

You’re so fucking stupid.

Kushner is far more likely to crack and cut a deal to save his ass.

That first tweet is so filled with rage spelling mistakes. It’s funny though, Trump claims Cohen is a liar, but he said Cohen told the truth about there being “no collusion”. So according to Trump, Cohen lies about everything but one thing.

To that end

AOC keeps on saying and doing the right things.

If you’re a moderate Democrat and your constituents are demanding moderateness (lol) out of you, that’s one thing. If you are a moderate Democrat thinking you need to pander to Republicans so they don’t have ammo against you in your next election, that’s quite another because your Republican opponent WILL call you a…

Pick a side.

Well this has been a black history month to remember. It started with blackface, kept going with more blackface, the insult of Green Book winning best picture and concluded with the latest episode of I can’t be racist I have black friends and family, followed up with the latest episode of Birther by Choice. Can…