What is the better part of a Natty Light 12 pack? The cardboard box?

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

Who among us hasn’t done that, actually?

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

It’s definitely beyond me at this point. When a substantial portion of the population absolutely refuses to acknowledge evidence and reality, what recourse do we have?

And, he told me that black people would never vote for him because they were too stupid.

As much as I want today’s testimony, I’m afraid that too many Americans will either ignore, or not care what he has to say. If you’ve been paying attention most of what he will say we already know. Trump is a lying, corrupt, racist, misogynist, traitorous dotard.

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

“Americans don’t want to just be given money.”

You want large amounts of money for doing nothing? Become a soybean farmer! 

They seem to all be related to the extra crap put in a car for convenience.

A Jag will never strand you on a highway... they just won’t start in your driveway.

The 12 people are over the age of 80 and can’t figure out how to submit an issue

“I gave you two cents will giving myself $50, feel grateful or else you’re the REAL RACISTS!”

Calling to choose love over hate is racist now? Huh.

Racistwhostillhasn’tapologizedtotheCentralParkFivesayswhat?

And here, as ever, my disgust is not so much with the hilarious cartoon villain or his group of laughably insecure henchmen, but rather with the greater population of American voters.

I look forward to Trump serving the American people cold Big Macs on a day when everyone else in the country is grilling good food.

“Celebrate the day we supposedly broke free of a tyrant by spending the day with me, your tyrant!”