Congrats to Kaep for getting the bag, but I can’t help but be disappointed we’re probably never going to see his evidence. I want to know which owner was stupid enough to put something in an email (Snyder, obviously, but I want to see it).

It’s so weird how he always gets the bit about “the women in the back seat with their mouths taped” in whenever he blather on about it. I was sitting in my chair with my back to the tv and I heard him say “women in the back seat” and I said “with their mouths taped” at the same time he did. It must be some kind of…

That, or mute it and just play an extended recording of a loud, wet fart.

Psst, to the DNC. This is your 2020 campaign ad

1.386 billion people are coming here? NEXT WEEK? Okay, that DOES actually sound like an emergency.

You can tell he’s been repeatedly coached-up on the talking points and then goes out there and gets immediately lost and just randomly tries to hit those points he remembers.

China’s coming here next week, by the way,”

Shut the fuck up with that drooling right wing propaganda nonsense.

I think Gorsuch is actually in play. He is not the totally rabid GOPer that Kavenaugh is, and probably understands how ceding the power of the purse to the executive branch is both unconstitutional and threatens democracy.

Well if we did start executing pharmaceutical executives and drug dealing doctors it probably would slow the drug problem. That’s what he’s talking about, right?

If this makes it to the Supreme Court it will be interesting to see how the votes breakdown. We know how Blackout Brett is going to vote considering his stated views on the powers of the President. Gorsuch, Alito, and Thomas will almost certainly follow suit because they’re hacks. But what about Roberts? From what…

That’s a thirsty cougar. Very different.

Things I’d rather listen to:

Two months?  Try over two years. Trump was saying the border was a disaster before he got in office and he claims he’s made it BETTER. If there is genuinely a crisis at the border that requires a national emergency now, there was definitely one on January 20, 2017. 

That last one sounds like a fun way to spend the afternoon…

Oh good the State of Emergency that was able to wait for almost two months because Donald Trump is not a good negotiator.

They just played the “speech” on the radio as I was driving home - genuinely, I thought that was Alec Baldwin! On a scale of “gibbering drooling lobotomy patient” to 10, he sounded like he’d finally managed to enter negative figures.

Pro tip: during a speech in which Trump doesn’t use a teleprompter, mute the TV and turn on closed captioning. It’s phenomenal.

It’s also refreshing to know that Shaq and Chuck bury the hatchet after every show, usually into one of these:

This reads like the push-pull of something that works and feels good for some women being turned into a requirement for other women, to the detriment of their health.