I wonder how much of that $50k was to license Karen McDougal’s voice saying “Great shot, Mr. President!” after every shot.

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Full disclosure: I have one in my house and use it to practice in order to keep my handicap semi-respectable (1.1).

Trump: “Alright everyone, I’m going into the vertical realty thing for executive time for the next few days. Come get me when it’s time to fly to Mar A Lago on Thursday so I can play golf.”

I am sure that whoever installs the system will be instructed to set it on the “toddler” difficulty level. But even then he’ll probably still lie about it.

Does it allow him to cheat or will he just lie about it?  A friend of mine kept hassling him (pre-presidency) at a charity tournament because he was playing in front of or behind them (can’t remember which) and was blatantly cheating so they just heckled him every time their groups came together. At one hole, he sent…

He needs it to work on his backswing - he’s always Russian it.

Counterpoint: there are some sweet golf simulators now.

Seriously. I hope the $50K included them installing a special “mulligan” button to keep him happy.

This is a testament to both his laziness (he doesn’t even have the energy to walk to and from the cart anymore) and his physical decline (his delusions of his skill at golf are getting harder and harder to maintain in the real world). I think he’ll really enjoy a system that tells him his open-faced hack at the ball…

Donald even streamlines his time by having tanning lamps installed on the periphery.

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

$50K for simulated golf sounds about right, when you consider how much he’s paid for actual sex.

I support this, because outside is nice and I don’t want Trump to enjoy nice things. Stay inside forever, my special milk boy.

His favorite simulated course is on the Texas border, where he spends hours trying to hit balls over his simulated wall.

Obama’s simulator didn’t feature a virtual Ben Roethlisberger to walk your mistress back to her hotel room.

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

I am not very good with money/tax code stuff, but I feel like I remembered employers were being advised not to withhold as much so that the paychecks looked bigger in the short term. (Well, those employers who were trying to trick everyone into thinking Republicans are good).

This is one of those beautiful, heart-warming stories in which I fervently hope that everyone involved goes to jail.

They also disagreed about the infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket that the First Lady wore to the U.S.-Mexico border. (Melania, according to these sources, thought the trip would not get attention without such a brazen fashion gesture. In an interview with ABC News in October, she said that she wore the…