The guy literally said, if only he had a better diet, Trump had the genes to live to be 200 years old. A feat that no human being in the history of the world has come within 75 years of achieving.......In any other time in US history that would be an utterly insane statement that would have been endlessly mocked.

“the reason I used a very little bit is...you cannot get shoe polish off.”

It’s funny that Trump is able to state so confidently that he’s lost money as President, considering that in lieu of divestment or a real blind trust he was supposed to have handed over control of his holdings to his children... who aren’t supposed to discuss financials with him. He must really be a great businessman.

“I would say in terms of the opening act, I would say, would be her. A better crowd, better crowd, better enthusiasm.”

Of course the “master negotiator” is going to think it’s a waste of time, because he knows he can’t just simply strong arm people into it like he’s done throughout his life. He will go the emergency declaration route, because it’s going to be the only way he’ll get what he demands. He’s already sunk himself into it…

He’s an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice…

No duh.  Thanks for bringing this up 3 years too late pastor. 

He’s a savior just because he got crucified for our sins? I like people who weren’t crucified. OK? I hate to tell you. Perhaps he’s a savior, but he said some very bad things about a lot of good people who steal from the poor and hate their neighbors. So I dunno. I lot of people are saying he wasn’t that great. 

Basically Trump is all for the militarisation of law enforcement, until they use it against one of his friends.

“Bro I totally reached out! Did you check your Spam folder?”

She even managed to somehow blame the Democrats for the fact that Trump employed undocumented immigrants at some of his properties. She claimed that the president himself had identified a serious problem that the Democrats need to help fix by strengthening our immigration policies.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

*folded. It’s called “folding” in Blackjack. 

I got a royal flush in blackjack once. I was pretty excited until the dealer told me I busted, like, 3 cards ago.

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

How convenient of him to just assume a 0% return on those assets.

These people are truly disgusting.

+1 for WackArnold’s