When you are criticizing Democrats in 2020 who didn’t get “anything” done while they have control of the House, remember they have to negotiate with this monster and then the 52ish monsters in the Senate in order to pass legislation.

As long as republicans are in charge of any of the branches of our Federal Government. It is not functioning.

Having only your staff pic to go on, you seem in the correct age range to have placed New Year’s (Eve and Day) above other holidays.

Two things:

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

But if he doesn’t run then he won’t be able to use the clever “BET2O2O’ROUKE”tm campaign design* that I’ve created for him.

If anyone had the right to quit whenever he wanted to, it was Barry.

Ah, the famous score we see so often, 24-22

Yeah. This is pretty much a recipe for ruined steak. 

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

“High heat buttered” and “not smoking” are mutually contradictory unless you are using clarified butter.

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

Oh, snap.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

Yup. It’s a rare situation where he was absolutely right but also really screwed up. 

As much as I think Bell was right to just do whatever he thinks is best for him and fuck all the haters, he is going to end up leaving a ton of money on the table. The soft collusion that pervades the ownership ranks of the NFL is going to lead to him getting a much smaller contract offer than if he had played this…

The NRA is going to be SO ANGRY when they find out the cops shot a good guy with a gun oh man I can’t wait to hear this epic takedown

Can’t we gerrymander the effects of global warming and sink Florida so we don’t have to put up with this bullshit anymore?