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FascistTriscuit
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The barstool jerkoff already put a clip out claiming Goodell framed him. Considered it settled.

Or getting themselves a NY slice at Sbarro (in keeping with AOC’s Michael Scott reference)

The “chef” is basically just whoever’s working the griddle at closest Mc Donald’s that day.

Guys, cmon, give her a break, she couldn’t clap because her hands were busy holding the headphones up to her ear. 

Filing is down because people are finding out they OWE money instead of getting a refund. No reason to file and pay until April 15th (if they can even afford to)

So let me get this straight, the NFL is now making money off the blown call?

How convenient of him to just assume a 0% return on those assets.

This guy is the perfect example of someone who should now never be allowed to own a gun. Instead, he’ll pay a small fine, a few grand in attorney’s fees and be back on the streets packing in no time. This is a textbook opportunity to exercise common sense gun control. Too bad its Florida, so we’ll blow it. 

By continuing to elect and give people like AOC a chance. Won’t happen overnight, but electing a president who doesn’t take corporate money can accelerate the process. 

You had me until the 2nd to last sentence. 

+1 for WackArnold’s

Gotta love his failure to properly pronounce “expensive” at :10, followed by an utter brain fart of a pause.

The sad part is they didn’t even sniff the top 4.

I was about to rant how easy and quick Ft. Lauderdale is, then I remembered it had a mass shooting. 

This was the long game. We don’t have 6 more years to wait out these shit heels while they continue to destroy the environment and our tourism industry. Rubio’s seat isn’t even up for another 4 years. Three newly vacant state supreme court seats will now immediately be filled by DeSantis. I wouldn’t put it past them

These fucking morons up and down the west coast (save for Tampa area) just saw months of tourism and their beautiful beaches, which they pride themselves on, go down the fucking drain due to red tide/blue green algae; the culminating result of decades of republican controlled ignorance, deregulation, climate denial,

Pretty sure it became “far more devastating than originally thought” when he found out some of the victims were cops, instead of, you know, just a bunch of Jews.  

I’m calling it now. The play will be whataboutism with the softball shooting

I’m just shocked that someone would have that much beer left with 3 minutes left in the 4th quarter.

Can someone please fucking ask him about the July 1st entry in his calendar? It literally talks about drinking at someones house with the 2 others guys Ford mentioned by name.