“Trump fucked by his own Pecker”

Here’s faux news

The U invented swagger

Boy, Mexico is really gonna freak when they get the bill.

Its not a typo, that’s how he speaks when his dentures are loose.

5 bucks says he called foul and asked for shots.

This fucking bozo even botched the correction on his first try:

Is  it another solar eclipse? Cause thats the same stupid look he had on his face when he looked at it?

So he’s piggybacking off legislation originally designed to thwart nazis to now thwart the protest of those same fucking nazis. I can’t.

Yep. They don’t give a fuck, and they’re utterly incompetent even if they did. So yea, no records.

Counterpoint: Fuck him, he made his bed. Then made it again by tampering with witnesses. This is actually a perfect example of someone who SHOULD be in solitary confinement. 

It’s working. He probably figured he only had a few minutes to escape before a crowd built up around him.

Ditto on the damn watch battery. I ended up saying screw it, ill buy one at CVS on my lunch break. I ended up going to 5 or 6 different places to no avail, until finally a jewelry store agreed to sell me one out of an opened package they had under the counter for a buck or two. It died in a month. My wife hasn’t used…

I use a combo of:

I use a combo of:

Surely THIS is the straw that breaks the camels back, right? Right??

Topped the previous new low (of only a few fucking days ago) of getting outed for stealing from charity.

Wow, what a monster. Someone worked really hard preparing that meal and she didn’t even take a single bite.

Another day, another new low: literally stealing from charity.

Plastic surgery, its plastic surgery.

It will focus on what she described as “three main pillars”: social media use, opioid abuse, and well-being.