Here’s the thing: Kang can see what they show was trying to do with this more humanistic, empathetic detective story, attempting to branch out of the grim n’ gritty tropes of earlier seasons. But it did it SO POORLY.

Well, sure. Except instead of a landlord, it’s the guy who sold you a home. And he’s only “refusing” to let the cops in because he is incapable of doing so - he doesn’t have a copy of your key, and doesn’t want one.

Your faith that the Government will only act in legally approved ways is cute.

Crime, access. It’s a simple concept

you are an idiot. If law enforcement can get in, everyone can get in. you can’t put in a doggy door and be sure that a racoon is never going to take advantage.

If you have kiddos, consider not enabling the data wipe after ten unsuccessful passcode attempts, unless you make frequent backups.

Maybe this is why people think black folk can't swim; because every damn time we try someone calls the cops on us. And STFU about "eww, he had socks on". Do you really think the people themselves or their swimsuits are any cleaner (more importantly, do you honestly think EVERYONE gets out of the pool to pee?) 

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put your socks in the pool, swim with a shirt on, or let your baby in the water with a regular diaper.

Gross.

However, NONE of this is worth calling the cops over. None of it. The neighborly thing to do would be to offer to lend him a pair of flip-flops, or something.

You know,…

Scientology’s claim to be able to produce super-humans looks fractionally more plausible when you see some of the stuff that Cruise gets up to. On the other hand, I strongly suspect that that’s just Cruise, and he’d be doing the same kind of thing if he were a Seventh-Day Adventist or a Neo-Confucian.

Also, for all the…

I would bet money that Cruise signs a release that absolves the studio of responsibility so that he can do these stunts. This is how Cruise keeps his name in the media now. Its certainly not because he’s made a good movie recently.

If not for the grace of Xenu?

Because the suggestion wasn’t that he was simply relieved because he didn’t have to break up the normal way? (seriously, where did you even get that from?) But that it prevented them from being permanently trapped into what became a bad relationship, which is a life altering soul crushing situation that is likely far…

Are you intentionally equating being gay to something like pedophilia or child molestation? I’m just asking because your point was pretty ok until that last word... and then it is suddenly awful.

While the rest of us think: “Thank god Buckley isn’t going to be a father.”

How is that even comparable? Are you joking? Relief over your kid not dying when others did is NOT comparable to being relieved your SO went through a traumatic event so you didn’t have to just break up the normal way. Are you insane or just completely devoid of social skills?

I don’t care about Loss at all.

But someone tried to argue that this Nancy strip is the “anti-Loss.”

I don’t think they’ve got any sort of real argument here, but I just wanted to post this delightful Nancy strip.

Fun fact I read online:

My wife and I have five kiddos, this hit home a little too close.......

I just kept hitting random until I found one I liked.