This is wonderful timing! I'm wanting to be a complete couch potato today and a Kitchen Nightmares marathon seems like a marvelous goal for the day :)

One thing about the glasses - it's possible they're not dirty, but that the anti-glare treatment has started wearing off.

Along with that, she's not the one on trial.

OMG - I just noticed my "kinja alerts" and saw this!

My childhood sleep companion/teddy bear was named Smörgåsbord.

I want Torsti to magically appear next to me right now.

This is so dumb. And yet so funny.

The only thigh gap I've ever had is the gap that remains between my calves when my thighs are touching.

I wish there was an Ira Glass voice option for Siri.

I have a total crush on him. Especially when he laughs.

As someone with OCD, I wish you'd not gone out on that limb. (makes mental note to switch to Howie Mandell-style fist bump (knuckle to knuckle only) instead of shaking hands from now on)

As a chronic non-shaver (because I am forgetful & have no sex life, not to make a statement), at initially reading this, I thought: Oh, a guy like this would be a good match for me

+1 "Which Europe are you referring to?"

I completely agree. It's animal cruelty.

I'm giving you a star because of all the times I couldn't figure out a "non-trite" way to show support and I like the way you express that here.

+1 OCD Solidarity

I am trying this again with the intended gif, instead of the accidental jpg

Right?