hilarious.

I love Amy Schumer.

At least those who were looking for a happy ending, likely achieved it before this epilogue.

Not sure my how my bf would feel about me googly-eyeing my boobs just for this Art guy, but it couldn't hurt to ask!

From this point forward, I shall refer to butterflies as "penguin toys".

They've recently branched out into butt wipes for men. They're called One Wipe Charlies.

Dying at this suggestion.

Nope.*

(sharing this as a random fact - not as an argumentative response)

That was one belligerent panda.

He makes me smile big time :-)

As a formerly chronic singleton, this makes me wonder how plenty of nice gals end up alone on a Saturday night, yet she still had boyfriends after this:

I was under the impression that the accused didn't have sex with her at all.

It just occurred to me that porn would be an easier way to accomplish this, but don't know how to delete my comment & I get an error when I try to edit it.

A guy I dated told me a deaf couple lived in the apartment next to his and were crazy loud (they had no sense how loud they were) and guttural when they had sex.

Oooh! A new potential churchbrat deterrent!

I really want them to do a "Where Are They Now?" reunion show!

Just bought the book last week after learning that Kurt Cobain based "Scentless Apprentice" on it.

Your comment made me feel a little less guilty about reality replacing the warm fuzzies as I thought: Cute a continent away, but my OCD would never let me shop at a pet store if I even thought some random cat had its paws on something I was bringing home to my cat.

Someone needs to bring back Kid Nation, but instead of having jobs in an old timey western town, the kids have to do something social awareness-ish.