I thought Kirsten’s comment was sarcastic. Everyone knows John Lennon was a ginormous asshole.

I hope he’s forced to present his dick into evidence at trial*, so the jury can decide for themselves whether his dick is as big as he thinks it is.

Well, I’m curious to know what kind of females he’s penetrating. Female cats? Female hamsters? Female goats? Female humans? Maybe that’s why he’s having such problems.

Sounds like he doesn’t know what a vagina is.

By a toilet seat off the space station.

Yeah I actually like them but I’m not a political candidate t-shirt supporter kind of person. So I guess it’s irrelevant and I don’t know why I’m commenting.

Holy shit Georgina Chapman, that is bad.

Man I talked with my partner last night and this shit starts so EARLY. :’( We have a long road ahead.

Depends, I think.

I'm still waiting on my payday for my rape. Any day now...

The only strong correlation I’ve ever heard of is with age. That is, the older the prisoner on release, the lower the recidivism rate— leading to the argument that the real purpose of a conviction is to get felons off the streets until they age enough to be less clueless.

The people who would support this idea might argue that there isn’t any.

Here is Findlaw’s state-by-state rundown on statute of limitations for the inevitable “why this, but why not this” arguments.

He grew up in South Carolina, right? So maybe it’s just ingrained. He seems pretty aware on most other things.

And what are the chances of successfully prosecuting a rape case after 10 years?

I didn’t see it, but.... how does Colbert not know that? Or someone on his staff?

yeah not clarifying that seemed really awful to me

Seeing nuance like that in local politics, where voting for a Republican might be the only viable way to oust an even more corrupt local Democrat, and the accusations that BLM co-opted what went on in Ferguson for broader purposes instead of in an effort to directly help the people of Ferguson are both interesting…

It really should be mentioned that the whole “vote against the Demcorats” thing was about a specific Democrat (who was buddied up with that disgrace of a prosecutor they have) who was actually worse on the issues facing the county at the time than the Republican. In fact, in that county executive race the Dem nearly…

She also violated her parole, but I don’t see why they can’t just do what her attorney is asking. Take a video deposition and let her on with her life.