oh my god have you seen instagram accounts where the dog “writes” about their day and often times include the words “my mom took me...” “my mom loves its when...” and you know that the “mom” is obviously writing that and you want to throw them both into the middle of the ocean? you know?

What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.

Treating everyone you know like garbage just to get yours was a thankfully short lived version of 3rd wave feminism that is now, I hope, mostly dead.

but people will believe there are snakes on a plane

“Just 23 more days, America. Just 23. More. Days.”

This dolt wouldn’t last an hour in any job where Daddy wasn’t the boss.

When I was a law clerk and pregnant with my first, I was told by a partner that I shouldn’t be a lawyer, I should just go be a teacher. Because that’s a better job for a mother. Less stressful. Which is, of course, bullshit. I’ve met teachers and they work their asses off and are just as stressed as lawyers.

Oof, that assumes any ladies would even want him in the “friend zone”. I’m guessing DJ doesn’t have a lot of female friends.

I’d like to know if the “basic stuff” he “wouldn’t even think about” includes some of his dad’s moves, but also miffed he’s suggesting teaching kindergarten is so easy. This dolt wouldn’t last an hour.

I was amazed she came up with something nice to say about Donald. I honestly had butterflies in my stomach when that question was asked. I would have swung and missed.

(ok, not kindergarten. preschool. PRESCHOOL.)

RE #repealthe19th: Luckily, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

If you’re going to get picky, are kids who put up with your crassness to stay in the will really your kids?

And here’s Mike Pence on Pussygate:

Ew, and that PUA Wingman maneuver where they both made her hug them, not knowing how they’d just finished talking..... and she can’t say no because the camera is on.... Ewww.

Yup. Let this be a warning that “benign” uncomfortable commentary against women is the tip of the iceberg. There is so much more beneath it.

The most disconcerting thing about the audio is that after all that vile talk where you can overhear Trump and Billy Bush talking about her boobs, they meet the woman in the purple dress and dial it down to the kind of uncomfortably flirtatious conversation that we are all familiar with, and she has no choice but to…

*hem hem* *sniff sniff*

Exactly which is nothing like actually having cancer. Plenty of women have it done as prevention when they see their mothers, sisters, and aunts suffering/dying of cancer but they don’t claim to have cancer themselves. Angelina’s situation shouldn’t have been and shouldn’t still be reported as she had cancer. She had…