[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

And a crocodile needs to bite Kevin Durant’s arms off.

Age of consent does not equal the age of majority.

The AV Club has a contentious relationship with grammar, we’re lucky it didn’t say “old 17 year she” or something.

Little Caesars: Come see our empty insides before we do the same to you.

Well Bell has the moral high ground because the Steelers are universally known for clean play.

I’d mock you, but I have an uneasy feeling that you might be my accountant.

The Wire, West Wing, and Firefly? Ya’ll are laying the troll on thick this morning.

Well your dislike of Mendoza is probably rooted in misogyny so we can spread the accusations across a spectrum

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Great, now they’re going to start checking people for dead rats at stadiums. Not everyone who carries dead rats with them is some kind of degenerate!

Struck a nerve? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Jack.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.