My word, an immoral arms manufacturer?!
Why, I’ve never...!

Oh man, Salt Bae.

Maybe you already know this, but you can game the Campsite to evict uggos from your island.

Are you talking R.E.M. to me?!

Sounds like you’ve got the abattoir blues right down to your shoes.

Going through all the comments about how bloody awful slideshows are (they are) is frankly more annoying than the slideshows themselves at this point.

“fans think...”

Man, I really hate this.

Behold!
An Athlete.

I feel like such a tiresome, old, shoestring-pulling bore when I type this.

The End of the F***ing World.

I’m quite sad that I’ll never have the chance to play this for myself and shout “WHAT!?” in abject horror-rage at This Bullshit Right Here.

“Why do people start sentences with “I mean?” It sounds like something a valley girl from Clueless would say, just say what you mean and I can interpret those words as what you mean.”

I love this trailer and the panache of Kojima for completely hiding the fact that Snake is only playabe in the prologue.
A blatant bait and switch with elaborate sequences made only for the trailer.

I’m sure suicide is different for everyone contemplating it.
No other way out of a mess or some twisted sense of compassion, or something else entirely.
-like wanting to go out on your own terms while you still have a shred of your mental faculties like my grandfather, who hung himself.

Seems like a good fit, really. The first movie basically felt like a movie adaptation of a video game anyway.
Just goint to channel my inner Tim Rogers here for a minute:
This is Avatar The Video Game The Movie The Video Game.

It will probably come to the surprise of exactly no one that Vikings were not strangers to obscenity either.
Let’s just say they didn’t exactly use rune sticks to write haikus.
-at least to my knowledge, but they did get around, so maybe.

Looks like Guillermo moved on.

Ann Reardon is awesome, an absolute online necessity.

This took a much needed left turn towards the end, funny.