I don’t understand how anyone can listen to this guy for more than ten seconds without realising what a colossal bell end he is.
Well, I suppose the people who don’t are bell ends themselves.

Today I learned that people still play Guitar Hero.

It’s just popcorn, mom, you’re running away.
You wouldn’t believe what the kids see today.
It’s just popcorn, mom, and it won’t go away.
Wherever you turn you find popcorn everyday.

I think it will be better for all parties if I just go ahead and bonk myself over to Horny Jail without further ado.

Kinja hated AlienJesus because they told them the truth.

I’m sure we all can agree that the greatest thing Jeremy Clarkson ever did, and we can also agree that is a low bar, was punching Piers Morgan in the face.

4K is absolute bullshit. Have a star.

I am so amazingly stupid.

Oh my God I haven’t seen Buck Bumble since I was flipping through some N64 magazine when I was a kid!

While I too am slightly miffed they chose the final setpiece as their header image, just because I was a little excited to see what Bluepoint did with it, I’m not quite sure it qualifies them as “brain dead assholes”.

Saying that you’ve been called upon by god to serve as the leader of the free world should immediately get you disqualified from holding any public office.
In fact, it should get you thrown into a blue bus by men wielding comically oversized butterfly net.

Hah, that’s exactly how I first got wind of All Gas No Brakes.
-From a short gif of the whole Ass Interview clip, to be precise.

John Walker, co-creator of the brilliant Rock Paper Shotgun.
Game critic par excellence if you ask me.

Great review as always from mr. Walker.

Forty three sodding slides?
Forty three?!

Well you say the Trumps don’t eat beans, but many people are saying Donald’s really into chickpeas.

Highly recommend guys try the ass, try it by yourself first to get comfy and invite your partner in on it later.
‘Cause when she/he hits that spot?
God damn.

Highly recommend guys try the ass, try it by yourself first to get comfy and invite your partner in on it later.
‘Caus…

One week? For fuck’s sake, make it sting.
If he’d pulled that shit over here, he’d be without a license for three years, jailed, and forced to not only retake his driver test but also redo all the courses.

It’s a damned shame that this game is still a Playstation exclusive.
By far my favorite Souls-like, more people should have the option to play this on their system of choice.

If you put Natalie Dormer on screen, I will watch it.
If you put Natalie Dormer on screen in skin-tight leather/latex/whatever, I will watch it thrice.