I only pray his death, be it deliberate or accidental, is on camera.

I’ve had terrible luck trying to contact the randos who post their Dodo Codes.
I make such an effort to try to come of as polite and respectful that I’m sure I sound deranged.

Those are the ones that pop in your mouth, right?
Always found those ...unnerving. Like eating the roe-like eggs of some delicious, fruity alien.
Yummy, but unnerving.

Well, all I know is that the sex scene in Irréversible was proper shit.
It takes real effort to make Monica Bellucci unsexy, but they did a bang up job of it; really didn’t do anything to titillate my cockles.
-the other guy was super into it though so props to him.
Also, the setting and the lighting did nothing for me.…

I must say, that mustache.
Pulling. It. Of.
-which, incidentally is pretty much exactly what my wife would do if I tried it; pull it off that is.

Mmmm, bootie titties.

So is this acid flushed into the ocean then?

Jesus Christ in a rollcage, I’m just trying to imagine how hard we would side-eye and laugh at someone over here if they insisted we’d star a sporting event with a prayer and the national anthem.

I just love those new ABXY buttons so, so much.
Beautiful homage to the OG XBox, good times.

And on Sofia The First, when Cinderella shows up she’s all like “blah blah blah forgive everyone for everything blah blah” and then she sang some song about sisters and sisterly love.

According to this

Hahaha! No.

Where’s a good, little meteor when you need it?
Damned dinosaurs need to go extinct already.

Oh no, how sad. Hope he didn’t fall down the stairs on his way out and break his neck.

“There’s a reason I mute latex porn.”
-a friend of mine...

Oh my god I’d love a SNES like this!

On the other hand, I have amassed a colossal fortune in Stardew Valley that would really help with my IRL mortgage. Let me just call my bank real quick and hear if we can work something out.
-surely they will see the value of my aged Starfruit Wine.

Yeah, it’s bad.

Damn straight practical effects are better, especially when they’re front and center.
CG never wows me when it’s the centerpiece, it always looks off.
Sure, Caesar in Planet of the Apes looks a lot better than The Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns (but so does poop on your fingernail so...).
But you can always tell…

Crystal Skull is such a CGI shitfest, it absolutely beggars belief that someone saw it and thought “yup, this is good shit”.
Everything is CGI. - bad, in your face CGI.
I recently caught a glimpse of it on TV, it was a scene at an airfield or something where Harrison Ford encounters Cate Blanchet. And everything around…