But CHEMICALS! They’re unnatural, don’t you know, and like GMOs and vaccines they make us like...retarded.

But CHEMICALS! They’re unnatural, don’t you know, and like GMOs and vaccines they make us like...retarded.

Oh my god I am so fucking excited and I have nothing of value to say except that I am so fucking excited.
So. Fucking. Excited.

The layout of that farm in the header makes my eye twitch.

I’ve really been enjoying replaying Stardew Valley to keep me steady while waiting for New Horizon.

All the chicks dig Tonguey Maguire.

This works for me, but only because I hate that particular Mario game.
I KEEP FALLING OFF SHIT AND FUCKING DYING FFS!?

Ban this sick filth.

You know, that’s a marked improvement. I can actually look at that without twitching.

I swear it seems some Americans are conditioned to believe absolutely everything is a zero-sum game. Binary choices dictated by the Robber Barons.

It’s great if you want some real ass stank on your excercycle.
But I’m sure Beyonce keeps that shit immaculate, probably has dedicated ass staff.
-yes, I intentionally avoided making a pun on “ass” and “staff”, keeping it clean...like Beyonce’s ass.

I remember why I liked this when I was a kid.
The “edgy” tone (they say fuck and the ladies are hookers!), the visceral violence (especially the flamethrower), the customizable weapons (that silencer was neat)....

This is a message from our corporate overlords:

This is a message from our corporate overlords:

Ah, Aeorosmith, the one of the far too numerous, knee-heigth, sagging, old-man ballsacks of rock and roll fame.
I would rather watch an hour of rosebud porn than a second of that fucking woo-hoo bullshit.

“...in an extremely liberal area with an educated populace.”

One thing is for certain, these things will sell like gangbangers... sorry, gangbusters with a certain demographic. Others, not so much.

Eeeeeeeew.

I don’t know if someone’s mentioned this yet, but the Polish voice work is pretty great. Much, much better than the half-assed English voices.

God damn I hated these games on the SNES.

That guy would fit right in on the Von Braun or the UNN Rickenbacker.

Setting aside the gun wall, my biggest concern here is falling flat on my ass trying to sit in that god damn hanging chair to tie my shoes.