Just so we’re clear: Morgpie is the one who takes a load like a real champ?

God I love Amouranth. The way she keeps milking her simps (pun definitely NOT intended) always cracks me up.

Fucking FINALLY! That geriatric cunt clung to power like a god damned tick. If that piece of shit had stepped down to let younger people hold the reins, fine, she’d die a hero. Now she dies a fucking piece of shit. Rest in piss you progressive roadblock.

Ew. I am still firmly in team “They Are Both Piles of Shit” with regards to the whole Heard-Depp Debacle.

The people who worry about putting magnets near modern electronics are the same as people who worry about keeping their toothbrush in the same room as the toilet.

Oh look! Perfomative hornyness on the internet! How mind-meltingly original.

I can’t wait for social media to fucking die.

Listen, no matter if it’s a good review or if we should be celebrating a diversity of critical opinions (we should, by the way), the fact that someone has stamped a relative stinker of a score on an so far universaly acclaimed game is funny as hell.

Hear that, Kotaku, no need to post any more articles because this guy already knows everything.

God fucking damnit I fucking hate God damned fucking homophobes

I don’t really care if it makes a gajillion dollars, we’ve been drowning in superhero horse shit for twenty years now so I feel pretty much numb to all franchise skull fuckery.

Kotaku, dear, you really need to disable commenting permanently.

Now, listen, Carlsen is a pouty piss baby and always has been. When things don’t go his way he flips the table and hissyfits all the way home.

Can’t help admire the dedication to remaster a solid 6/10.
It was fine. I finished it at the time. It was fine.

I find it hard, sometimes, to gauge my own thoughts and preferences against those of others. As everyone else, I suspect.

Duke Nukem, the turd that just won’t flush.

Literally the perfect gif for this occasion.

I’m a total glutton for Deus Ex and Switch ports so I’m just quietly crossing my fingers and toes for some gosh darned Switch ports.

Imagine being a diehard Duke Nukem fan.

Oh fucking yes!
Psyked for this.

That reply is just... *chefs kiss* beautiful.