Oh it is long, it is long.
Fuck me it’s long.

*wet fart noises*

What you said.

Fun fact, it’s always India. Ghandi has moved on to nuking the entire game.

“A pair of slippers or a good book may be welcome in the moment, but before long they’ll be forgotten.”

Nice one, I could never entirely decide if I liked Quadrophenia or Tommy more.
In the end I think the overall lead goes to Quadrophenia but I really love Go To the Mirror on Tommy.

Man I wish I could experience an American Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings one day, and a Big Ol’ American Barbecue.

I’m intrigued by bird owners, can I trouble you for a spell?
-pay no heed to the directness of my questions, I don’t have a bone to pick with bird owners or any pet owners (had a dog myself), well apart from the bad ones; they get the big bone, in a bad way.

The continued support from the developer really warms my heart, easily one of my favorite devs.

Hell, I fart to make me laugh.
Farts are funny as shit.

All I know is that a guaranteed way to make my wife aware that I am deeply annoyed is to add a punctuation mark at the end of my texts.

This is great, now I can bore my wife to catatonia by telling her how I focus like a pro when I play with my toy.

Is MSG-fright still a thing?

Now this is just pure nostalgia mainlined into my bloodstream. Hook me up, man.

Want to know the deep, dark secret to why we keep using Q-tips?

My absolute favourite thing Paul Thomas Anderson ever did is making me giggle whenever I encounter the word “nevertheless”.

If I ever see James Corden and Jimmy Fallon appear on screen together I might just stroke out from sheer annoyance.

I had no idea there was a new Nick Cave album coming, it feels like Skeleton Tree came out a month ago. Really loving their return to form after the whole Lazarus thing.

I can only speak for myself, but seeing as there are just too god damned many good games available these days, I’m quite thankful that this dip stick chooses this hill to die on.