They’re good names, Gobe.

Witch! Witch!
Burn the witch!

I am so intrigued by this film.
On one hand it’s an origin story that I don’t even want to learn. I like not knowing what made The Joker The Joker.
But on the other hand, it’s looking like it’s going to be pretty fucking nuts.

Oh no! Tennant always freaks me out when he plays a baddie.
...in a good way, I suppose.

Listen, I’m a simple man, I’m mostly just here for Betty Gilpin in a leotard.
But I stay for the story as well!
Plus, Bash is such a treat.

Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

Schlubby Thor is great, really like his Lusekofte.
But Lady Thor is fabulous!

I say we let McDumbass tout his horn about how much he’s already winning as much as possible.
If it only makes one of his waste-of-genes supporters stay at home because they think the election is a done deal, it’s worth suffering through it.

I will never understand the pearl clutching over shows and films revealing tits and genitals when brutal violence is a-okay.
It is fucked up.

Stars!

He’d make a pretty good punching bag or live ballistics test dummy.

About these gilded book deals these people keep stumbling into.
Who the hell buys that shit?
-and who actually reads them?!

This game just made a sizeable blip on my radar after reading this.

Oooh, if these supported gyro controls I might have considered importing them.

Well yes but Fates had the big lady with the massive knockers, right?
That was a big plus. -well, two.

People are fucking strange.
I mean, not in a bad way, but we are strange.

This guy gets it.
I like you.

Stewart Lee is an automatic star from me to you, man.
Fucking brilliant.

That sounds like a Slavic Zelda clone. -or maybe Yiddish?
Here we se our intrepid hero, Zelink, performing his pre-battle meditation.

So what are the odds of Master Chief Collection Switch port?
-or just ports of the original 3-5 Halos.
I know, okay, it’s crazy. But I really want it.