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Oh no, I’m so torn on this.

So it’s like Cliffy “Don’t Call me Cliffy B” B?

Did he at least, you know, clean the stanky bits?

“Foolishly and naively I thought I could talk sense into some of them.”

“...but he’s kept many more promises. I mean far more than I made, think of it, it’s true...”

Trashcan Lannister”, good one. Star!

I can’t see why anyone would notice my feet in sandals, it’s not like you can see through my socks.

Oh boy, if only this was a magic, turn-based watch.
Life would be a lot more manageable if I could tackle it in hour-long bits.

Oh do fuck off.
If we can gawp like guppyfish at Channing Tatum’s chiseled, Adonis physique (have you been to Jezebel?!), we sure as all hell can express delight at Sophie Turners sensual shapes.

The Man in The High Castle.
Number one on my list of shows I am definitely going to watch (honest!) but still haven’t gotten around to.

I’m going to have to star you for “fucktard”, which you don’t see very often these days.

It does sound fabulous, and the action had a visceral sense of weight to it, so I’m looking forward to seeing more of this.
-the blaster shots are too slow though, Nerf darts go faster than that!

This is good.
This is damned good.

Citation needed.

While I don’t give a flying toss about the historical accuracy of The Tudors tv show, its most egregious overreach was trying to pass Joss Stone of as unattractive.
If I hadn’t watched it with my wife and had her explain to me that Piss Baby didn’t like his new wife because she’s supposed to be hideous, I would have

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

Like cows, only the bears know that they’re fucking bears and there’s not a single thing we can do to stop them.
-well except shooting them, I suppose but that’s just mean.

Yeah that Raven cosplay is uh... good.