fuck off! You obviously haven’t had my grandma’s ChicKenmore Parmolive

Surprised that KinjaDeals hasn’t promoted the 18 month free balance transfer deal from Citi Doublecash yet.

a spiking so good even Bill Cosby doffed his cap and winked his cloudy eye.

It’s not really that impressive when you consider that anywhere a ball lands at a Cavs home game is going to qualify as “hell.”

Well at least Miami can expect a nice gift basket.

One of the most regretful stars I’ve ever handed out

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

That’s enough Yards After Contact that the Colts would trade a first round draft pick for him.

I’ll take “That is a purposefully dishonest title that mischaracterized what happened” over “fake news,” which has lost all meaning at this point.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Your long wait in the weeds has finally paid off.

Big year for this dude. Roseanne goes back on the air and now this

This is some kind of super double irony. A Pitino-coached team couldn’t pull out, and the men who are supposedly students were forced by the school to work for free.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

If taking 13 shots while reliving past highlights is fodder for a blog post, then boy does Vin Baker have a pitch for you.

But every play's like: