Haha well it would. But at least you could tell them, “hell yeah, unlike the tits on the girl next to me!”

It was only annoying because it wasn’t! Well - it was a real car. But yeah, 99.9% of people asking have no clue so may as well tell them yes so they can have a good car story.

Oh no, someone hacked Doug and released his article a day early!! Get Gawker on this!

seriously?

You’d be an interesting man to audit. I mean if auditing anything was ever interesting.

Kid was trying to escape the dad up until the point the car was right next to him!

Chevy HHR always looked silly to me. Like Chevrolet thought people wanted longer PT cruisers with monster fender flares.

I told my wife I thought it looked like someone gave it a wedgie.

The company I work at just released an updated “more beneficial” maternity/paternity plan. Looking at it, it seems pretty sexist (though probably legal). I’d be happy to share it privately and discuss offline.

How did you not get kinja’d trying to post that?

Looks like they missed the 4-door 2-doors offered by BMW. Maybe they didn’t consider that “major.”

If I want to get a COTD then I need jalopnik to follow me so I am not always grey ARGHGHG

It is pretty interesting that numbers are actually pretty close. In theory a lot of the difference could be made up by having lower payments and making some investment interest on the “left over” money. Now in reality that is probably not too realistic, since your bank account probably pays somewhere between 0 and 1%…

Smart man. You don’t get a receipt and the next think you know the can says it “has no record” your last deposit.

I love that you found the recipe and made the dish, instead of just tossing it in the trash.

Unless its a GTI.

There have to be missing facts. There is no way they aren’t appealing the damages. I am assuming the news orgs just got confused and assumed that since Autozone isn’t appealing the merits that they are accepting the damage verdict. Or as others have said - they settled.

Well it doesn’t say it settled - just that Autozone is dropping its challenge. Without doing any research my only thought can be they are not invoking anymore challenges at the district court level so they can appeal immediately. There is just no way $185M is going to stand. My thought is they are done arguing the…

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One time my parents moved my from Chicago to Milwaukee in an Econoline van. There were three of us and only 2 seats, but luckily there is no center console. A plastic lawn chair fit right in there, and I just prayed we did not crash into anything.