Flubber spill?

Oh yeah, VW owns Lamborghini!

This IS getting good

Haha I am now guilty of doing this because my car has Auto Start/Stop or ASS (hehe). Once everyone else creeps up, I don’t wanna start my engine back up just to wait another 60 seconds. I usually go if it gets up to 3 car lengths though.

Doug DeMuro - the perfect combination of John Oliver and Andy Rooney.

I would want to special seat designed for the center of the car so when the car invariably tried to kill me in a crash I’d have the best chance of survival.

Since she bought an Accord I guess that puts her at about 50?

95% of them are mormon, or each one of them is only 95% mormon?

Haha my wife went to school with the kids.

Probably a common slogan, but you don’t happen to be in Ohio do you??

peekaboo!

I like it...buut...

But wait, there’s more!

go on...

Go ride in someone’s blind spot. haha

Guess thats why so many bikes get ran over

No, just not sure why you wouldn’t take normal defensive moves any other motorized vehicle would take.

booo grayyyyy

Maybe you can sell the car back to Carmax for a profit just so they don’t have to wait out your warranty.