So that's what happened to GLuT!

Somebody needs to make a The Wrestler-style movie starring a broken down old Godzilla still trying to grind out a monster-fighting career.

Paid?

Stuff sucks.

I am the walrus.

Then ass cancer would be virtually obliterated.

HDB, can you solve the mystery from the last sentence for us? Your JNCO knowledge will finally pay off!

Hey, buddy! We don't tolerate that kind of insightful and well-reasoned criticism here! This is the AV Club, not The Dissolve!

The tree was bad, but the clown doll was by far the worst.

Who didn't, amirite?

"OH MY GOD! Those balloons are gauche! I'm not hosting a free-for-all for a bunch of hill people who are going to eat off the floor with their hands! WHEEERRRE ARE YOUR ELEGANT BALLOONS?"

Really? She loves it when I say it!

God, yes. That kid was the worst.

After "All Things Scottish" on SNL (1991), the father from So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993), "Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly" on SNL (1994), and Fat Bastard from Austin Powers 2 (1999), yes, I can assure you that most of us were totally burnt out and sick of it by 2001.

Yeah, Jessica Simpson was told that… by her dad!

Well, also take that with a grain of salt since I am a straight male. What makes an "attractive guy" to me is likely very different than your perspective.

I always thought Ken Marino was an attractive guy, going all the way back to his days on The State. He looked good in Eastbound and Down as well.

Yeah, but that kid's storyline gives us Drew, which makes it like one of the MVP storylines of the series. That kid is hilarious!

I remember the one with Pee-Wee Herman (credited as Paul Reubens) playing Pinocchio. It blew my mind as a kid that Pee-Wee Herman was just a character played by some actor!

Too soon!