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Farty McBonercorpse
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Which one of what?

Settle down, Beavis.

I have never seen line dancing at the Broken Spoke. I'll be there next week and will look out for it, but I've only ever seen two stepping there.

It's not your parents' fault! It's your fault for not being Batman's daughter! You should be ashamed of yourself!

*masturbates furiously*

Yes, yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks.

There's always a canal!

Which congressman do you work for?

That'll never happen.

I came here to say the same thing. Meredith Grey was always the least interesting and least likable character on the show.

I had a San Antonio Spurs Starter pullover jacket. It had the black and gray colors that were coveted by the Raiders/White Sox crowd, but it was also the Spurs, who were waaaaay less popular in the early 90's than they are now. Also, their logo had a pink, blue, and orange background, so nobody wanted it. Thus, I

I bent my wookiee.

I think RDJ's version, while just a straightforward cover of the original, is good. He has a nice soulful voice. But, as with every other cover of this song, it pales in comparison to Joni's.

BEES?!

Class dismissed!

"It tastes like feet!"

Oh, I guessed Frank Stallone!

People who eat Doritos are so gay.

At my company, all the tech support people have Nerf guns and shoot them at each other all day. Management even sends out floor wide emails telling people to put away the Nerf guns whenever a higher up is in the vicinity. I'm probably just old, but I find it unprofessional and lame as fuck. At least I'm not as bad

Racist.