**SPOILER**

The main reason I stopped reading and participating in the TI threads
every Wednesday is the damn Shuffle Thread. I hated having to scroll
though it every week to get to the actual conversations, and eventually I
just bailed.

Really? You can't believe that?

A permed mullet, no less! That's the cream of the crop right there!

"Imbune" is a perfectly cromulent word.

I'LL DEAL WITCHOO IN A MINNIT!

*Bill Murray signs on for film adaptation of novel*

Yeah, the book coverage on this site has been on a long downhill slide. I am currently reading Nick Offerman's latest book, Gumption: Relighting The Torch Of Freedom With America's Gutsiest Troublemaker based on the review posted here about three weeks ago, but it really isn't doing it for me. I don't find Offerman…

Who?

i(gneous)OS

"I saw the shit out of it!"

I saw them on their first reunion tour at the Austin City Limits Festival in 2004, and they put on a blistering performance. Just straight up cranked energy, no down time between songs, and a joy to behold. I saw them again one month later when they came back through Austin and played Stubb's. Really pretty much…

Why is the gay community always trying to fuck me?

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

This was painfully unfunny.

What are you, some kind of MRA (Metal Rights Advocate)?

In reality, this will inevitably lead to Homer gay-marrying Ned Flanders for some reason.

Park it yourself, Metallica breath!

We are not all stupid, just most of us.

Do they think he's a righteous dude?