Good luck with your book, Cameron! I hope you write the shit out if it.

"I wrote that as a kind of Beach Boys parody."

I completely disagree with B: "Back in the USSR." It's a joke song, and it sucks.

Here he is!

No deal, Chum Lee!

I'll pay you Tuesday.

I had an Intellivision. I think it may still be at the top of a closet in my parent's house.

Sold!

Sold!

Sold!

But only ten Apple watches.

Sold!

I hate that guy.

So?

Yeah, reading this is probably similar to watching The Queen of Versailles. The saddest thing about that movie, though, is that they have apparently made a large portion of their money back, so it's hard to even get any pleasure out of their situation in the film anymore.

*raises eyebrows, turns back on Isis Uptown*

Yeah, I know a guy who spent $6k on an engagement ring while he was still in college. I am not impressed.

She's German/Irish, obviously.

Pitt the Elder!

I believe you meant "Lord Beldington."