The correct answer is Sasha Mitchell.

HE WAS NOT AN ANIMAL!

Get used to it, Hitler!

Joseph Merrick! Show some respect!

Lori Lobsters!

Keanu Reeves died on the way back to his home planet.

Canine/Feline Centipede

It's been 2,908,800 minutes since Wapner. Yeah, definitely 2,908,800 minutes.

This band gave me autism.

That Georgia O'Keefe could do a vagina painting that really made you think.

Is it still a thing for "arty" college girls to decorate the walls of their dorm rooms solely with Ansel Adams pictures? That was a huge thing in the 90's.

AHAHAHAHA!!!

They should!

Ah, man oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!

This. I owned a few volumes of his Top Ten lists when I was a kid and watched pretty regularly throughout junior high and high school, but I fell off around college and never really went back. However, Dave's shows always carried with them a sense of danger that was nowhere to be found with Leno (it could be argued…

Would you like to buy a monkey?

Get backstage with the rest of the staffers, you!

Calm down or I'm going to POISON you with this IVY!

You're pretty fancy. If I wanted to get adventurous, I'd just smash up some Ritz crackers in there.

I didn't cry, I just got some other wimp's tears in my eyes somehow…