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I loved Spaghetti-O's as a kid, specifically the ones with those gross, chalky-for-some-reason hot dog slices. Kids are stupid, is what I'm sayin'.

Yeah, that was my favorite bit of the night. Seinfeld's mock-stunned look followed by an incredulous, "Really?!" was perfect.

Yes, I did think about this after I posted, but was too lazy to go back and edit. I agree with you, and I remember thinking after reading his YA novels that they were more on the "adult" side of "Young Adult," but Ice Cream Star goes so much further with it. It's pretty brutal, even in comparison to The Drowned

I just finished reading The Country of Ice Cream Star. It's a post-apocalyptic novel set in America 80 years after the appearance of a mysterious disease that kills anyone over the ages of roughly 18 to 21, so only young people are left in the world (or so it seems). Society has broken down into tribes, where the

Wait a minute. The Emperor's name is Sheev? I've been calling him Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot out of
myself!

I am same person!! Alright-alright-alright new contestant, Harvey!

Inside is same as Toshiba! TOSHIBA GUTS! Is same thing!

Musically, I kind of dig the title track, but the lyrics destroy it for me. They sound like they were written by a stoned 10 year old, or possibly Anthony Kiedis:

21 Lady Lump Street, starring Fergie.

*blank stare*

All of these salad puns are starting to get red onion't.

You mean her poop?

That's good!

BURN HER!!!

"A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii!"

Live Nation 2: Electric Bonnaroo

Her? Is she funny or something?

"Rudy will await your foundation."

Yeah, I love Willie, I just think he doesn't have what I would consider a traditionally great singing voice, but it serves him well. Same could be said of Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and countless others. That in no way takes away from their power and greatness as performers.

Cool. He's playing Willie's annual 4th of July Picnic this year. I am considering it.