Fraggles in the Outfield

Exactly what I came in here to say.

I saw Willie Nelson perform tonight at the Austin rodeo. The man can still play a guitar, in that way that only Willie does.

Hey, man, nice shot!

Check out Captain Foot Fetish over here!

Forehead lookin' so big, oughta call it a fivehead!

And yet it feels like a full stone when it lands with a resounding thud at the bottom of your gut.

Same.

Your forgot "Failure," which is a pretty big one to forget in this instance.

But you can bet yer ass that Mike Love is angry about it!

I hear their periods attract bears!

Oh my god. You win.

God, this is just what I needed after subjecting myself to that horrible new Mumford & Sons song. I knew it would be bad, but I still had to observe for myself because I am a glutton for punishment. It manages to sound exactly like their other stuff even with the lack of banjo and kick drum.

Well, Okaaay, but… I'm Going to Set the Building on Fire, Internet!

"People in their 20's be stupid like this-"

The AV Club

There's no hope with dope!

Oh you men!

I occasionally try to make myself be a watch person, but then the battery on my watch dies, and it sits in a drawer because I am too lazy to take it to have the battery replaced. I currently have at least three dead watches in my nightstand drawer.

TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!