fartymcbonercorpse--disqus
Farty McBonercorpse
fartymcbonercorpse--disqus

All right, STOP! Renovate and listen! Ice is upgrading your home's condition!

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

"What they don’t realize is when you bring someone back from the dead,
they don’t come back the same. And what they bring with them is pure
evil.”

"Painfully stupid" like Loutallica?

Yes. Wait, no.

It can be both.

♫ Open the door, poop on the floor! Everybody poop the dinosaur! ♫

I will only see this movie if you can assure me that Margot Robbie poses as a wealthy prince and Will Smith poses as her mentally challenged brother Ruprecht.

Yes, agreed. I am a huge fan. I will definitely be attending the Austin show in May.

I saw him live in Austin several years ago at the old emo's inside. He played a post-ACL Fest double bill with Okkervil River. For the show, he pretty much just placed a chair in the center of the room, and we all crowded around him as he played. It was an intimate, gorgeous performance.

Dude, you should check out this field recording my girlfriend made of Gungan dulap flapping. It's rad!

Right now I'm totally into this little band that only plays in this dive cantina on Mos Eisley. They're totally obscure, you've probably never heard of them.

Yes, "for some reason…"

"I don't even own a protocol droid!"

Okay.

You are so wrong about this. I am eating M&Ms, not Twizzlers. So, so wrong.

It's you.

There are too many music festivals in Austin.

I don't want to play this game anymore. :(

Nah, she's just a stupid girl.