Pfft. The man never read a comment in his life!

I was gonna go with "burd," but yours is better.

"I'm the best [S&M lover] in the world! Self-taught, no lessons, thank you very much, Pop!"

I choose Guybrush for… reasons.

Dude, Brian is so going to kick your ass!

I grok that song.

Look, I think we can all agree that "Wonderwall' sucks, but I would take 1000 "Wonderwalls" over just one "Champagne Supernova." That piece of crap makes me want to stab puppies.

Yes, and Comcast has now changed your name to "Armando Foreskin." This change will be reflected on your next billing statement.

They are pretty adorable. Their version of "Ho Hey" is pretty good as well:

You fight like a dairy farmer!

Why?

So it is. Hooray for reading!

And also, John Fogerty's "The Old Man Down the Road" and CCR's "Run Through the Jungle" is probably one of the most famous examples of this. Surprised it didn't make the list.

How about Nickelback ripping off Nickelback?

Hmm, I thought you did have to participate, or they turn around and shoot you, but I could me misremembering. Haven't played it in a long time.

RIGHT?! I read through all of the comments looking for this, and no one mentioned it! I came back up to add it, and here's your comment.

Shaven?

I really love the original version of this song, even if it is cheesy as hell. It came out at that perfect post-college, single, lonely, sad boy time of my life and really struck a chord with me. In fact, the whole Let Go album is wonderful.

It's true.

That s a conservative estimate of that particular man's weight.