"poorly formatted Geocities page"

*two cavemen watch T-Rex dance*

*faints dead away*

How does the Annie reboot not win a single Annie Award? I smell a conspiracy!

No, this is the best way to hear that particular song:

No way, after their classic hit "I Touch Myself," Divinyls continued producing great music, and they will do so until the end of time!

He learned it from his mentor, Cockrates.

I found out on Saturday that I will be a daddy for the first time! I don't know if this qualifies as self-promotion, but there you go. Perhaps it is self-promotion for my sperm. Seriously, you guys, it is awesome!

Yeah, stuff sucks.

All of them?

Vinyl Me, Please is sending out his new album as their February selection. If you're into that kinda thing.

Yeah, that "u" really classes up the joint.

Was it a complete and total barf-o-rama?

Pro tip: If ElDan invites you to rehearse in his basement…

They should just get Brandon Lee to play The Crow again, amirite, people?

*erratically

No. No, I do not remember that. At all.

Olivia Newton Thing.

Hahaha, what a story, KJB!