Her pre-fight interview took longer than the fight.

This piece is not just a snapshot of a driven man. It is a relic from the pre-Magic-Johnson-Larry-Bird NBA, a league of cocaine-tooting players and polyester-clad coaches who, unlike the Zen masters who stride today's sidelines coddling stars, routinely dressed down their charges. It's hard to imagine a coach going…

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

This is a good bear who really knows what to do with his items.

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

To be fair, many a Paul can ball:

I, for one, would love to see Paul Giamatti lace up and ball.

Bob Knight couldn't be reached for a fucking comment.

Saunders said the pitch was a little wet at the time.

He was ruled ineligible last year because he spent time at Christian Faith Center in NC. That's the same school that nearly cost Andrew Wiggins a year. The NCAA didn't accept the make up courses he had to take when that school imploded. It's good to see he's back on his feet.

Swaggy P:

The Lakers are 15-41.

To be fair "conduct detrimental to the team" could just as easily be him taking a few open jumpers.

Having seen him play last year, I assume it's a strike zone disciplinary issue.

Poor guy, seemingly always in front of the 8-ball.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

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I have zero problem with your desire to keep the game simple or difficult numbers-free for your enjoyment. But you're rehashing the same fallacies as other anti-stat guys. They are:

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.