Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

Richardson remained hopeful that things would work out for him, whereas the Colts stood by their initial request that he do the workouts himself.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

So he beat the charges too. Bastard.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

Threeda Kahlo.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Duh, he was playing 5 on 4 Kevin!

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

You're thinking of Applebee's.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

We usually push the boundaries, but with Craggs gone, we've done some rethinking how crude we really need to be in public. So, we agree, which is why we edited down our in-house Super Bowl ad. Give it a look when you get a chance. Thanks for reading.

You chuckle heads poke fun but almost as soon as you go outside you get not as warm.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

I think the slurs were a step too far, but I can't judge these men too harshly. Slinging beer at a poor bear is my tried-and-true method of getting laid.

I wavered for a second, but I did some soul-searching, and I can now say without a shadow of a doubt that this is some top-level kinja, my dude.